Supremely Spoiled Cat Child Pasts for Pawrents Working Overtime to Feed Their Fur Babies

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    Sometimes you just need to lie on bed beside your cat and do nothing for 5 years... CHIPS
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    Reasons not to eat your food, f you're a cat: 1. Don't like chicken, as of today 2. Food was breathed on 3. Bowl was placed down loudly 4. Vibe was off 5. Sun was in the wrong position 6. Earth's magnetic field is too strong
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    Me: whose dog are you Dog: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES TWIRL TWIRL Me: whose cat are you Cat: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
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    Here's a common scam going that is going around that you should know about: Sometimes cats will meow at you like they haven't been fed, but in fact someone DID feed them and they're just trying to get fed again. Stay alert!
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    EYE TEST Yellow: You are normal Red: See a doctor Blue: You need a new
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    Telemarketer: hello, am I talking to the head of the household? Me, handing over the phone to my cat: It's for you.
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    Me, in winter: I have a lot of work to do. Also me, in every 10 mins:
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    SHE DOESN'T PROTECC SHE DOESN'T ATTACC BUT.. SHE CONSTANTLY MEOWS FOR ADDITIONAL SNACC
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    Don't let anyone ruin your day It's YOUR day ruin it yourself
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    So what do you like to do for fun? Me:
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    Cat Dad 1. Someone who works hard so his cats can have a good life. 2. Like a normal father but much cooler. 3. Always has room for one more.
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    The only struggle of having a void cat at home is that they can see you but you often can't see them
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    SAVE THE EARTH! IT'S THE ONLY PLANET THAT HAS CATS
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    My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached my payslips first slide. on the
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    My cat looks like she just told her favorite joke and she's so proud of it
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    i big scary monster raaaar!
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    YOU DECIDED TO GIVE THE COLD SHOULDER TO YOUR PARTNER 5 MINS LATER:
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